my dad just bought a xbox game thinking it was a dvd.
we don’t even own an xbox
he just tried to watch it and got really upset that it wouldn’t work. he thinks the tv is broken
so i was wearing this shirt with these super comfortable jeans all day but something felt weird about them so when i got home i took them off and changed into pajamas and i was looking at the back of them and
whats a librarians favorite color
read
grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
How do you know you’re in love?
- —COMMON: Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
- —KENDRICK LAMAR: How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
- —PETE ROCK: Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
- —A$AP ROCKY: You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
- —BIG BOI: Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
- —QUESTLOVE: I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.
*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
